Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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