was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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