I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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