The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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