ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
