we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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