I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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