I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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