You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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