it was like eating out sand paper
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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