I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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