To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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