so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
nutella sex= disaster
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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