I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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