i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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