Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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