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he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He kissed a someone with a penis
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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