But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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