as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
porn star boner night. come get it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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