Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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