I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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