just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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