Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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