your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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