I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants