if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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