She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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