how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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