It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
