Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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