Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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