So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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