the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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