So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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