At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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