All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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