Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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