high people should be assigned attendants
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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