You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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