you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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