What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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