I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Randomize