What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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