i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He did a backflip because drugs
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