Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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