i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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