you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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