Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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