i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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