she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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