Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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