OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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