If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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