My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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