so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
